`lock_close FD` is easier to remember than 'exec FD>&-`; and is especially
easier if FD is a variable (though that isn't actually taken advantage of
here).

This uses Bash 4.1+ `exec {var}>&-`, rather than the clunkier
`eval exec "$var>&-"` that was necessary in older versions of Bash.
Thanks to Dave Reisner for pointing this new bit of syntax out to me
the last time I submitted this (back in 2014, 4.1 had just come out).